napolean dynamite
You know this boogie is for real. I used to buy my faith in worship, But then my chance TO GET to Heaven slipped I used to worry about the future But then I throw my caution to the wind. I had no reason to be care free No no no, until I took a trip to the other side of town Yeah yeah yeah, you know I heard that boogie rhythm Hey- I had no choice but to get down down down down. CHORUS Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance, Off these bad times I'm going through just dance Got canned heat in my heals tonight baby I feel the thunder see the lightning I know this anger's heaven sent. So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups Because of the boogie I feel so hell bent It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got I know I never ever felt like this before, I dont know what to do But then thats nothing new, Stuck between hell and high water I need a cure to make it through. Hey- dancing nothing left for me to do but dance Off these bad times I'm going through just dance, Hey got canned heat in my heals tonight baby You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah Off all the nasty things that people say. You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah off the nasty things that people say, but I'm gonna make it anyway... Dance yeah! Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby! You know I've got canned heat in my heels baby You know this boogie is for real... Only the wind can blow the answer And she cries to me when I'm asleep She says you know that you can go much faster I know that peoples' talk can be so cheap Yeah yeah I got this voodoo child inveined on me I'm gonna use my power to ascend You know I got these running heels to use Sometimes there's no way to lose I was born to run And built to last You've never seen my feet They can go so fast Dance…yeah, hey! Nothing left for me to do but Dance All these bad times I'm going through just Dance…Hey Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight, baby Hey I've got to dance yeah! off the nasty things that people say But I'm gonna make it anyway, Dance yeah! Got canned heat in my heels tonight baby You know this boogie is for real , So much canned heat in my heels yeah! Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight, You know I'm gonna dance my blues away, You know this boogie is for real , So much canned heat in my heels yeah! Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight, Dance! Got canned heat in my heels tonight, Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight Got so much... Dance! Hey DJ Let the music play I'm gonna live this party live Hey DJ Throw my cares away I'm gonna live this party live Hey DJ Let the music play I'm gonna this live this party live Hey DJ Throw my cares away I'm gonna live this party live Canned heat in my heels tonight! You know, you know this boogie is for real Got so much Canned Heat in my heels Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight Whoooooooo! You know, you know this boogie This boogie is for real Got so much Canned Heat Canned Heat in my heels. You know I'm gonna dance my blues away tonight
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
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