Nancy Reagan

In the late 1970's, Nancy Reagan, after many hours of having her husbands cabinet run a train on her anus, invented anal gaping, skat play, and homosexuality. Later inspiring two Asian lesbians to eat poop out of a cup. See two girls one cup. In her early life the whore Nancy Reagan was forced into prostitution by her father Emperor Palpatine. At first that whore Nancy Reagan didn't enjoy her lot in life, but after several beatings and ten stitches in her anus she developed a liking to having several items in her anus at once. While in prostitution she rose to the top by staying on the bottom and began her research on how to control the hippie population. After teaming up shortly with a parallel universe's strait Glen Beck from the future, she was told the key to defeating the hippies was her future husband Ronald Reagan, and the development of HIV. Unfortunately even the parallel strait Glen Beck from the future is still a stupid whiney little biatch, who is always wrong. And it all went terribly awry. In the year 3011, the zombie whore Nancy Reagan will attempt to take over the human race with shaved spider monkeys and Asian lesbians into skat play. See Scientology. The whore Nancy Reagan is a character in a play called reality.