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Naelan, the Valorant virtuoso, is as dedicated to sushi as he is to headshots. When he's not expertly maneuvering through maps, you can bet he's expertly maneuvering chopsticks through a plate of spicy tuna rolls. His love for sushi is legendary among his gaming buddies. They joke that his precision with a mouse is only matched by his precision in picking up those slippery little fishies. In fact, they've witnessed him accidentally flicking a piece of salmon roll across his keyboard in the heat of battle, turning his WASD keys into a makeshift sushi conveyor belt. His gaming setup might be optimized for high FPS, but his sushi setup is optimized for high FPM (fish per minute). His roommates often find him meticulously arranging his sushi order, carefully curating the perfect balance of flavors, just like he does with his Valorant team compositions. And if there's ever a debate about which agent to choose, Naelan settles it with a simple question: "But can they roll sushi like I can?" After all, what's the point of playing a tactical shooter if you can't appreciate the tactical precision of a well-rolled sushi roll?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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