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Rolling down prairie in the mitsubishi Put my head down there and shit got fishy Got the Parking brake erect Her teeth drew blood now my foreskin wrecked (Ouch) She blew my pride when I asked if she shaved I sometimes i wish that I didn't get her laid My balls so blue that I think they I think they askew Flossing with her pubes, Damn should've used lube Whatever's down there gonna give me the flu I'm pretty sure I was thrown for a loop Don't know if I gave consent to you Gotta go and post hashtag me too Her feet slapped the dome light off Now we in the dark and my dick made her cough My Keys fell out onto the floor (Burp) Now i'm slamming her head right against the door That ass went down at the wrong angle Dick bent back, fuck! it's mangled Cum in her hair And got all tangled (Grrr) Face all blue from my hands she's strangled Her vaginal canal the width of a bagel Now I'm pissed off cause my dick got broke (Snap sound) Open my hand Now I wrap it round her throat Eyes bulge out and i hope she don't croak Lights up my blunt and she starts to toke She use up all my kush Now all i got is coke Everytime she snarls it sound like rabies Forgot to wrap up hope she don't have my babies This shit so sticky Her dad saw the hickies I just can't cum my dick singin the blues Arches her back got my hand like a noose Let's out a groan as her genitals shoot Now my dick covered.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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