mz
breaks girls hearts everyday but he never talks about it. will act like he has no girls but fucks a new bitch everyday. keep ur girl away from him. he's funny af and makes u laugh whenevr, he's good at basketball and is a great person in general, but can play w ur feelings. loyal af but has mad hoes and is lowkey a gang member but doesnt talk about it with anyone. dresses nice and has hair thats fun to play with. seems shy but is loud once u get close. oh, and he just wants sex and doesn't get into REAL relationships, and will act like he loves you but then ghost you the next day. the only time he really loves you is if he hangs with you. other than that, he only wants pussy but doesnt even really care about girls that much. oh and he must have learned how to fuck girls from porn because he may not seem like the most intimditdating person at first, but that bitch knows how to make my legs shake, like he was choking me and omg but anyway, he is indeed a 5 star fuckboy. he never is active on social media bc he thinks social media is "bad for you", and is one of the slowest text/call responders to walk this planet. claims that his phone is dry but when you open his snap/instagram its filled with hoebags praying to get dicked down by him, but for some reason he usually ignores them. at the same time, he loves his family and homies with a passion and is way to focsued on himself. fuck you mz u ghosted me and i hope u get the virus:(
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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