mystic Island
A town in the mcentral coast of new jersey that is not a island and that is apiece of shit and there is nothing to do besides sit at the community center and try to find something to do and smoke weed. If you try to venture somewhere from the Community center you magically appear back at the community center, its a trap. In the summer everyone goes to Long beach island. All teenagers in Mystic are obnoxious and think they are tough. It is a shore community and sometimes the whole town smells like shit and dirty vagina... or a dirty vagina with shit in it. Dont ever go here you will just end up at the community center. Everyone goes to shitty ass pinelands where the teachers are stoners(mr. toth) and every other school hatesd ur sports teams cause they think they are good but they always suck (ecspecially Varsity football) Town is sorrounded by tuckerton, west creek, parkertown and new gretna. they are all sucky and west creek, new gretna, and parkertown are racist white trash hicks
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