Myspace

A website you can't help but be addicted to. You add everyone you've never met before in your life. 'Hey, why not add this guy that lives in Idaho, even though I live in Ohio?' You take tons of pictures of yourself in close to nothing, then upload them for your friends to comment. The best way to get comments is put "OMG!!! I AM SOO FAT!!!!!" as one of the captions of those picture where your half naked, people can't help but say "OMG!!! NO AMY UR NOT FAT!!" Perfect. You post tons of bulletins about how if you don't repost this then someone will come and kill you at 10'o'clock tonight. If your not going to be killed, then you end up with bad luck. Oh, bulletins are a good way of making more friends (with a whore code) and getting more picture comments. In the paragraph above I a whore code. What is it, you ask. It's HTML that you paste into a bulletin so you can get more friends. In the whore code you have your picture, reasons why they should add and a link to your profile so they can add you. What reasons should you put? How fucking hot you are! How you talk to everyone! What a great friend you are! How fucking cool you are! And how you'll kick their ass if they don't add!