Mya Mason Mug
Mya Mason is the waifish, African American, porn princess; who was throat gagged, sodomized, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine in one of her first porn scenes. In the scene she breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) and finishes the scene by swallowing his "money shot". This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public. Now this incident is something Mya doesn’t brag about; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start to a porn career as a Mya Mason. Mya Mason is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore when he pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat in the M@x F@*#*r #@ video. Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe#is when he pushes it deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Mya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off 1 continues to film and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't realise he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene. I guess it was one of her first scenes and she didn't know Max Hardcore’s reputation of getting seemingly “drunk” and belligerent to film his extremely shocking scenes, or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series). The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US. Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into porn in some really hardcore or extreme scene it's known or reffered to as a "Mya Mason".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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