MVPP
Most Valuable Poop(ing) Place. It's any bathroom outside of your own home that's considered a "safe haven" for having a bowel movement, otherwise known as pinching a loaf, takin' a dump, deuceing, dropping the yule log, taking the kids to the pool, launching a floater, or taking the browns to the super bowl. A MVPP is clean, well lit, has proper ventilation (as opposed to not being ventilated and smelling like shit/piss), *ALWAYS* has toilet paper, or some stashed within reaching distance from the throne, and hot water and paper towels for washing up after you're done, etc. Your local gas station or fast food restaraunt will most likely *NEVER* be a good candidate for an MVPP. Ideally your MVPP is a place that is very low traffic, so as to not share a lot of ass time with other people on the same instrument, and to help ward off stage fright while you're trying to 'take care of your business'. If you're lucky, you can horde MVPP's so that if your first choice is busy, you can hit backup MVPP #1, backup MVPP #2, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
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