Muskegon
Muskegon - it's a city on the west coast of Michigan about midway up the mitten ... it's west of grand rapids, north of grand haven, and south of whitehall. Drinking is the only activity in Muskegon. The Local Government works tirelessly to destroy every event that might be remotely interesting, by over pricing permits, and choking out any profit local businesses could hope to make. there's a tax to live in muskegon proper. It's humorous because all of the surrounding areas are not taxed to live in, and yet, everything around muskegon is nicer than muskegon. the cops in the "Skee" as most of its douche bag residents lovingly call it, are Fat Lazy Stupid Bastards that believe that they are above the law. Every redneck, ghetto, hill billy, crackhead, meth addict, barslut stereo type can be found in ample supply here. there's no real reason to lock your car though ... the thieves will just shatter your window ... so if you leave nice shit in your car ... leave the door unlocked ... then you might just have windows when you get back .... either way ... your shits gonna get stolen. every bar in muskegon is a shithole ... the only difference between the "upscale" and "dive" bars is drink prices and drink strength ... so if you're looking to party ... hit one of muskegons dive bars, sure... there's a good chance you'll get stabbed or shot ... but the drinks are cheap and you'd prolly get stabbed or shot at the nicer bars too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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