Murphys Law
1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong 2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice 4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate 12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it 14. You will always find something in the last place you look 15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet 20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought 21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up 22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first 24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre 25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before 26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly 30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work 35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away 37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over 39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn 52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on 54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing 55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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