Munster

Munster /ˈmʌnstər/ muhn-ster – noun Also see: opposite of modest, national shames and incest. Provincial backwater located in the South West of Ireland. Home of gangland violence in Limerick, the Blarney Stone in Cork, the Rock of Cashel in Tipperary, highest level of teen pregnancy again in Limerick and for having the only Amateur body that repeatedly engages in industrial action (Cork hurlers). Most famous for their professional rugby team who engage in an archaic & tedious playing style likened to glorified crawling which somehow has seen them victorious in two Heineken Cup finals. Boast both the largest traveling support and yet the worst home support in European rugby made up predominantly of people actually from rural Leinster. Munster supporters are known to profess passionate working class routes and a great attachment to their team despite actually having attended private schools and failing to have followed rugby for more then 5 years, they now claim Athenry is Munster and that a bonus point loss away in France should be hailed as a national celebration. Once beat a weakened All Black's midweek team and have spent the subsequent 30 years reminding the world of that fact. Their continuing repeating of this fact makes England and their mentioning of the World Cup in 66 seem like a father talking about how his 7 year old won the south county under 7 mixed B GAA league after the other team failed to show due to an outbreak of chickenpox.