Mudsluts
The song for mudsluts; She like big trucks and she can really lie You other hoes can't deny That when a boy drives in With big rims in your face A tiny dick, what a big disgrace You get spun! Wanna mouth-roof your tongue Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck covered in lots of mud it's wearing You're kind of a whore, cannot stop staring Another child tax cheque, you itch to be bearing Tiny dick boy! Can she get with ya? And take slutty, selfie pictures? In the passenger seat of your truck In the back of it getting fucked His homeboys tried to warn him But he ain't got no other options For women!... So he's stuck with mud sluts That only give a fuck cause of your big ol' truck Might be under age but you're dumb So you wanna get in the truck? Slut? Shut the fuck up? Cause you're on your knees Ain't got no gas money, slutty cut off jeans Just your average big truck groupy Probably gave you herpes Don't care, cause you're both dirty Not in a good way you losers I can't write no more, I'm laughing way too much This shits probably way too dumb... But I've seen it so many times Wondering... what the actual fuck?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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