Mudsluts
The song for mudsluts; She like big trucks and she can really lie You other hoes can't deny That when a boy drives in With big rims in your face A tiny dick, what a big disgrace You get spun! Wanna mouth-roof your tongue Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck covered in lots of mud it's wearing You're kind of a whore, cannot stop staring Another child tax cheque, you itch to be bearing Tiny dick boy! Can she get with ya? And take slutty, selfie pictures? In the passenger seat of your truck In the back of it getting fucked His homeboys tried to warn him But he ain't got no other options For women!... So he's stuck with mud sluts That only give a fuck cause of your big ol' truck Might be under age but you're dumb So you wanna get in the truck? Slut? Shut the fuck up? Cause you're on your knees Ain't got no gas money, slutty cut off jeans Just your average big truck groupy Probably gave you herpes Don't care, cause you're both dirty Not in a good way you losers I can't write no more, I'm laughing way too much This shits probably way too dumb... But I've seen it so many times Wondering... what the actual fuck?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
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