Mudsluts
The song for mudsluts; She like big trucks and she can really lie You other hoes can't deny That when a boy drives in With big rims in your face A tiny dick, what a big disgrace You get spun! Wanna mouth-roof your tongue Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck covered in lots of mud it's wearing You're kind of a whore, cannot stop staring Another child tax cheque, you itch to be bearing Tiny dick boy! Can she get with ya? And take slutty, selfie pictures? In the passenger seat of your truck In the back of it getting fucked His homeboys tried to warn him But he ain't got no other options For women!... So he's stuck with mud sluts That only give a fuck cause of your big ol' truck Might be under age but you're dumb So you wanna get in the truck? Slut? Shut the fuck up? Cause you're on your knees Ain't got no gas money, slutty cut off jeans Just your average big truck groupy Probably gave you herpes Don't care, cause you're both dirty Not in a good way you losers I can't write no more, I'm laughing way too much This shits probably way too dumb... But I've seen it so many times Wondering... what the actual fuck?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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