Mudsluts
The song for mudsluts; She like big trucks and she can really lie You other hoes can't deny That when a boy drives in With big rims in your face A tiny dick, what a big disgrace You get spun! Wanna mouth-roof your tongue Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck covered in lots of mud it's wearing You're kind of a whore, cannot stop staring Another child tax cheque, you itch to be bearing Tiny dick boy! Can she get with ya? And take slutty, selfie pictures? In the passenger seat of your truck In the back of it getting fucked His homeboys tried to warn him But he ain't got no other options For women!... So he's stuck with mud sluts That only give a fuck cause of your big ol' truck Might be under age but you're dumb So you wanna get in the truck? Slut? Shut the fuck up? Cause you're on your knees Ain't got no gas money, slutty cut off jeans Just your average big truck groupy Probably gave you herpes Don't care, cause you're both dirty Not in a good way you losers I can't write no more, I'm laughing way too much This shits probably way too dumb... But I've seen it so many times Wondering... what the actual fuck?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
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