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1. Thy should be obliged to have an msn name in the subsequent order: a. Thyself’s name b. lyrics / quote c. Thy’s friends - All other msn names belonging to that of a female, are considered to be 'alternative' people. 2. Thy must try to refrain from saying ‘lol’ at every opportunity possible – even though 99.9% of the time, thy is not actually ‘laughing out loud’ 3. Thy must refrain from using emoticon letters of which are intricate to comprehend and take an extended time to load. 4. Thy shall not write in grammatically incorrect terms. 5. If thy logs online subsequent to thy’s crush, it is exceptionally perceptible for peers, that thy merely desires to speak to that special individual. 6. Thy shall not talk in vocabulary that is not easily understood by those who aren’t thyself.. e.g. “sup yo,, maddogg..” Not only is this grammatically incorrect, however in addition this may possibly be confusing for thy in receipt of the message via i.m. a. Thy should not misuse the word “sup”. It means “what is up?”, not “hello, what are you doing?” 7. Thy should abbreviate terminology regularly, although thy must only apply in moderation. 8. Thy should resist from using fonts such as French Script and Curlz, these fonts are difficult for the recipient to understand. 9. Thy should never type in ALL CAPITALS, this creates an illusion of anger from the sender to the recipient. 10. Thy should try to resist from tYpiNg liKe tHiS all the time.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

John C. 2021-11-20

I thought this mug was a bear.

Me 2021-11-20

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Anderson C. 2021-11-19

i shit in it

mommy m. 2021-11-16

I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug

taylor c. 2021-11-16

You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

Suchart S. 2021-11-15

Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!

Joseph K. 2021-11-14
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My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!

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Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!

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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

Addison 2021-11-02
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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

Erica S. 2021-11-01
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Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!

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Review by Joey H.

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

Joey H. 2021-10-23
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these mugs are amazing. I can't

Rockey .. 2021-10-21

good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

candice d. 2021-10-20

up ya bum

layla z. 2021-10-20

Wowzers

Wee Z. 2021-10-19

High quality finish

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