mrs sloggot
A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons. Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down. Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview" Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?" Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter" Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!" Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
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IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
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