Mr Crompton
1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy. Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children. Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit. 2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper. 3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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