Mount Olive Mug
Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.