mount olive
Mount Olive is a town where the population is 80% white upper class people yet everyone is convinced they are the "ghetto-ist" people to walk the earth. i personally would love to see what would happen if we placed our pathetic "gangs" in the Bronx. We all hang out at Dunkin Donuts and no matter how many times we say its so lame, we're there every weekend. Almost every sentence ends with bro and and everyone drives a volkswagon. The high school, the main shit hole of the entire town, is basically one big joke. Taxes have recently skyrocketed to help pay for the enormous addition to the school. what do we have to show for it? a huge obnoxious lobby with way too many tv's. oh and a new auditorium that ive seen a total of once. oh but i cant forget about the new gym either! for our amazing sports teams that are the best at losing :) every girl thinks she's the shit and every guy is an enormous prick. few of the teachers speak english and even if they do most of them forget to take their meds. there are aout 78 random "cliques" of people that all do the same thing, drink and smoke. we have a handbook of about 100+ rules and only 2 are enforced. moving down we have the middle school. basically a jail where kids are just trying to get through the most awkward years of their lives, most of them turn to coke and E to get them through the day. STDs are everywhere and the amount of head given by the 8th grade girls is appalling. as a whole Mount Olive is made up of 2 main parts: Budd Lake and Flanders. In the heart of flanderland we have everything a kid needs to have fun: a liquer store, trackter supply store, dunkin donuts, and if we really wanna be wild theres mcdonalds. on the border of budd lake and flanders we have castles. i wouldnt be suprised if queen elizabeth herself was staying in one of these mansions. then theres good old budd lake. basically a vat of shit and fish. best known for its ridiculous drug deals and murders. everyone here is up each others asses at all times. we all say we wanna leave, but CCM is about as far as we make it. welcome to mount olive :D
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
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Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
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Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
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Describes my classmate in school, perfect
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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