Mount Olive
a mixed class group in Northern New Jersey where I'm pretty sure it's the only town with five Dunkin' Donuts in it. Aparently that's the cool place to hang out, right. Yeah .. Anyway, going to school in Mount Olive is pretty much stupid. The excpectations are high, the dramas high, the students are high, and sometimes, I think the teachers are high. You'd me amazed at some of the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. Girls adore the fact that they can think that they're on The Hills, because they start drama .. yes, it's that deep. Moving on to high school where you can find any druggie within a 2 inch radius of another one! They just added more to the school, oh joy, most likely re-raising the excpectations for the future. Yay to you 6th graders because aparently you have more time on your hands since you guys seem more likely to get pregnant than the high schoolers because they're too busy with their homework and school work. Yeah, so, in other news, Mount Olive is split up into 3 general areas, Budd Lake, Flanders, and like a street of Hackettstown. If you're super-duper cool and want to be skater emo then go to the Hackettstown skatepark. Yeah because no one is skater/emo ... right. Ok, Budd Lake, also known as 'Crudd Lake' to some might have the highest violent crime rating out of the 3 parts. There's two sets of 'ghettos' and if you come from the one by the middle school, well, then you're fucked because you don't get an option, you're ghetto. If you come from the other, well it's a toss up, you can be skater, pot-head, ghetto, or a creepy combination. There's small houses set around the lake for people that don't want to live in the ghetto, but can't afford the big houses, or just don't want to pay the rising taxes on that house. Ofcourse, there's big houses, there has to be .. because Mayor Scappichio says so .. Oh yeah, then there's Flanders where I don't think there's one ghetto, but there are like 2+ groceries stores, right next to eachother. Also, good luck high schoolers who have dreams beyond CCM, since you really didn't give a fuck in school and just hung around the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot thinking you're cool, you'll never get out of fucking Mount Olive!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
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