Mormon
A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector. One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah. A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah. A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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