Moorestown
A quaint little towne where, one would assume not much goes on. But in fact, the opposite would be correct. Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter. The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality. The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne. The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age. Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins. In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
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