Mooed

Noun: An animal of the monkey family, originating from the depths of South East Asia, more specifically, Pakistan. A Mooed can be found in other places however, such as Australia, the bedroom and the classroom. The Mooed is characterised by its curly and silver hairs, however they have straight hair at a young age. They also have a small tuft of hair on their chin and have very dark skin. Many Mooeds went extinct after the events of "Chappal", the remaining few fled to all corners of the world. If you see a Mooed, it is best you run, as Mooeds are known to viscously attack people while screaming "Dinga Dinga" There is no footage of Mooed as anyone who sees him has a 0.0000000000000000000001% chance of surviving his terror.