Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged. There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae. Stages of monged. 1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same 2: first night in alone on youtube 3: chronic addiction to social networking sites 4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing 5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering 6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six