Mona
To describe mona is like explaining how all the stars sparkle in the universe. She can walk into a place and stop time around her. The rarity she carries is unlike any other woman I have ever met. Her long black hair is like silk that flows and always finds the position to be hypnotic to my eyes. Her eyes seduce the soul and can make me melt in her presence. They are warm and inviting but mysterious all in the same. She has a smile that will lift anyone and brings me into joy every time I see it no matter the situation. Her body is that of a goddess that just makes you dream of kissing every inch. It is the body that stops you and puts you in a trance and will leave you stunned forever. Her personality is one in a billion honestly. She is super goofy and so fun to be around. I find myself wanting to just talk to her everyday and just to be around her is a gift. She is an excellent talker when it comes to advice. Her birthstone being a diamond is so accurate because she is rare in this life. Even rarer than a diamond. You can tell she would rock your world in bed and leave you addicted like the worst drug. But also she is elegant and graceful when she wants to be and can dress up blowing any woman around out the water. All eyes are on her including always mine. She is unlike any woman I have ever met and maybe in another life I’d have the chance to be hers and her mine. Until then I’ll stay falling in love with you forever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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