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A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Easy to order and packaged well!!

Conrad S. Jan 6
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It's an amazing product!

Nigga J. Jan 6

The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you

Deborah K. Jan 6
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!

Joel I. Jan 6
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

Lauren H. Jan 5
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got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!

BB C. Jan 4

The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

Margaret D. Jan 4
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.

Marc A. Jan 4
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Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious

John C. Jan 4
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great

frey Jan 4

Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever

Cole M's F. Jan 3

Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.

Fard P. Jan 3

Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.

Cole J. Jan 3

Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.

Alice L. Jan 2
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

Rasmus M. Jan 2

I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

Cole N. Jan 2

Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

Jonathan J. Jan 2
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R. Jan 2
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The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!

Austin R. Jan 2
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Great mug got one for my highschool crush

Gabriel Z. Jan 2

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