mom

Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough. She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice. She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong. She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough. She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems. You love her.