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A narcissistic attention whore who thinks she is royalty and when someone proves her wrong she throws a fit and plays the victim card. And when that doesn’t work she gets aggressive because you don’t bow down to her and treat her like the white trash queen that she thinks she is. And she thinks it’s funny to talk about how much she doesn’t care about your feelings or your well being. She gets joy out of wearing down your self esteem until there is nothing left. She always talks about how every guy is an asshole and treats her like shit. And you feel bad for her until you realize that she is the problem. You start to realize none of these guys are probably half as bad as she makes them out to be. And if they are you can see why. You used to hear her ex yelling at her and calling her a bitch and you thought he was such an asshole. But now you don’t blame him at all. You’re actually quite surprised he didn’t beat the shit out of her. And most people would never even think about their mother like this. And you might think you’re crazy for having these thoughts. But trust me, you’re the sane one.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you

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I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

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Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

Grace Jul 22

One word Respect ✊

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Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares

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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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