Molly Mug
Molly is a beautiful person who dearly cares for her family and friends. Despite her fear of betrayal, she hold them so close. “If teardrops could be bottled, there would be swimming pools”- Billie Eilish. She sheds so much tears and anguish for every loss, yet people only see her severing the relationships, without seeing her desperately try to save the relationship before she loses herself. She is the blazing sun that shines bright for others, the North Star that tries to guide and save others, and the moon that changes itself due to its sensitivity to adjustment and needs. She loves to bring laughter and joy until she is burning out of light, as she absorbs the darkness until she explodes. She needs to understand that she is loved and she should be proud of herself. She loves herself yet is her own biggest critic, a cruel paradox. She is true to herself, yet receptive to others, yet an another intricate paradox. She is a fiery, timid woman with a boldly quiet personality. She brings and shares everything she has, without a care for herself. Yet, it is never enough. It gets taken, torn, and sometimes demanded. If she could, she would give everything, then there will be no need for jealousy nor greed. She needs to understand that she is enough. She held on to love for her first time, yet the love tried to drown her in the water she loved. She only asks of trust and sincerity, but forgot to include empathy. Hold onto your Molly carefully, she is fragile.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.