Mojo
Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell". It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one. Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too. Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts. Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost. Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans. In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes. When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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