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Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell". It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one. Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too. Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts. Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost. Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans. In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes. When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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ariana grande is a queen 2018-09-18

with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet 2018-09-17

Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.

buyin'dumbmugs 2018-09-10

Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

LmN 2018-09-08

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Ligma balls bitch 2018-09-06

Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.

Blue Zinnia 2018-09-02

It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to

Logan P. 2018-08-27

Sickm8 it was blooming gr8 for me GF. She bloody loved it. Onya!!!! ;)

Fuckin Woggins m8 2018-08-23

I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆

Reee 2018-08-17

My nut hurts my nut hurts help

Littlecocksucker 2018-08-13

Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭

John Smith 2018-08-06

cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.

Jonathan McPunchyourmom 2018-08-05

I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc

Uraraka 2018-07-23

Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple

Grace 2018-07-22

Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares

Rafael Neal 2018-07-18

why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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