Moises
Moises is a man of value. Hes unique, funny, handsome, sexy, god ladies hes a dream come true. My Moises is just perfect. Moises is a loving person and even tho at first he might seem blank hes a hell of a hand full. He can be a lot at some times but youll get used to it. He is loyal, believe it or not. Hes the best friend to have and does the most stupid shit possible. Hes so fun to hangout with. Hes pretty chill but energetic when you take his phone. If your dating moises prepare yourself its gonna be a bumpy ride. Moises can be an asshole sometimes but youll learn to except it. Just know no matter what he'll always love you through thick and thin. He loves you so much. You might fight but its ok. Love keeps us together. Try not to overthink the small things he does. Hes a human he makes mistakes too. Just know hes going through a lot too. No matter what you need to be there for him. Hes struggling. Hes so sexy. So handsome. So cute. So fineee. So hot. So funny. So silly. So awesome. So amazing. SO PERFECT. You best treat him like your hes your diamond. Hes fragile and delicate so be careful, dont break his heart. But also dont let him lie its not a good habit. Tell him good things, make his day. Make him confident in who he is. Help him get stronger. Help him. This is all mostly advise for dating him. Im dating moises and i love him a lot < 3 he loves me too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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