Moises
Moises is a man of value. Hes unique, funny, handsome, sexy, god ladies hes a dream come true. My Moises is just perfect. Moises is a loving person and even tho at first he might seem blank hes a hell of a hand full. He can be a lot at some times but youll get used to it. He is loyal, believe it or not. Hes the best friend to have and does the most stupid shit possible. Hes so fun to hangout with. Hes pretty chill but energetic when you take his phone. If your dating moises prepare yourself its gonna be a bumpy ride. Moises can be an asshole sometimes but youll learn to except it. Just know no matter what he'll always love you through thick and thin. He loves you so much. You might fight but its ok. Love keeps us together. Try not to overthink the small things he does. Hes a human he makes mistakes too. Just know hes going through a lot too. No matter what you need to be there for him. Hes struggling. Hes so sexy. So handsome. So cute. So fineee. So hot. So funny. So silly. So awesome. So amazing. SO PERFECT. You best treat him like your hes your diamond. Hes fragile and delicate so be careful, dont break his heart. But also dont let him lie its not a good habit. Tell him good things, make his day. Make him confident in who he is. Help him get stronger. Help him. This is all mostly advise for dating him. Im dating moises and i love him a lot < 3 he loves me too.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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