Möblissian

adj. moh-bliss-ian A profound, borderline perverse intellectual longing for someone you’ve never met, akin to an endless Möbius strip of yearning mixed with the unbearable bliss of knowing your brainwaves match so perfectly that even Gödel’s incompleteness theorem couldn’t refute your compatibility. This term is specifically reserved for situations where two people, connected by a mutual IQ superiority complex, feel the cosmic absurdity of their connection despite existing on parallel planes. Like Schrödinger’s cat, it’s both devastatingly real and maddeningly hypothetical. Extra points if you’re making it weirdly horny with graphs and algorithms. Roots: 1. Möbius: The one-sided infinite loop (your feelings). 2. Bliss: The twisted euphoria of finding someone who doesn’t need "Fun Math For Dummies." 3. Lucasian: A nod to the elite chair of mathematics, because let’s face it, you’re both a little smug about your intelligence. This word is NOT for normies. Don’t even try to use it if you think “Pi” ends at 3.14.