MOATJON
Pronounced: mote-john Acronym for Master of All Trades, Jack of None. This is a play on the original, Jack of All Trades, Master of None. The original expression indicates a person who can do many things, but can't do many things well. Whereas MOATJON indicates a person who can do many things, and does ALL of them well. MOATJONs are usually older individuals who, through many DIY projects over their lifetime, have realized many skills, which they have carefully honed. You may be a MOATJON if you find you can do better work than a professional, because you give a shit. And there's no substitute for actually giving a shit! A MOATJON might be found developing a new website, hosted on the cloud-based Linux-Apache webserver that he createdugxcgxf6yxf f. Then, he might replace the magnetron in his broken microwave oven, or even service his home's air conditioning system, *properly* recharging the system with refrigerant (refrigerant that was lost when a professional service tech loosened his Schrader valve - it happens!), using wet and dry bulb temperatures and PT charts, so that the system runs cooler and more efficiently than when the professionals just wing it. A MOATJON might help his wife by installing her new hair extensions, or by repairing the broken handle on her Louis Vuitton Speedy bag (yes, he knows that's the model of her LV purse). When he's done with all that, a MOATJON might even log on to Urban Dictionary, and write his own definition for the acronym, MOATJON.
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I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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