Mitchell
The sweetest, funniest, and most amazing person in the world. He is always there for me when I need him and is willing to love me no matter what mistakes I have made. He makes sure I know that I am loved and is willing to do almost anything for me. He has the greatest smile i have ever seen on anyone and he has such an amazing and sexy voice whether he is speaking Dutch, English, French, or anything else. He has the most amazing eyes that I have ever seen and I would be content to just stare into them forever. He goes out of his way to make sure I feel special no matter how tiring it may be on him. He is able to make even some of my worst days become my best. He makes me feel like I have someone to live for in life. He is my best friend, my coach, my mentor, my support, my guidance, and my love. He says and does the cutest things but desperately tries to deny them. I know that he will always be there for me and any girl who gets him will be the absolute, most lucky girl in the whole world because I know she will be cherished and I only hope that he will be cherished just as much in return. Mitchell deserves the best in life and he will achieve whatever he sets out to do. to sum it up, Mitchell is the absolute, without a doubt, best person in the world that you will ever meet. He is every girls' Prince Charming and he is your favorite album of all of your favorite songs. :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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