Missing Left Slop

Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops) Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender) please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit). It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B ) Please It is Black and It has a grey strap, now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)