Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.” No one knows why he does this. Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form. Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here. There was an idea provider Named Mindhunter the Profiler He wrote wine reviews Malbec was his muse He was an artistic outsider He often crafted words For Urban Dictionary blurbs He’d write and he’d write In the day and the night He was a linguistic nerd. He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.