Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you. This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself. Symtoms include: Nausea Vomiting High blood pressure Stroke Awkward boner Emotional eating Triggers: Your mom doing yoga Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time Parents going through divorce Cures: Going to the bathroom for a few minutes Go into room and play loud music Play old computer games Dream about owning a big ass chain Bullet to the brain