Milly Mug
This is the word of choice for Northern Irish female chavs. The first thing to note about a milly (or millbeg, as chavs, steeks & spides like to refer to them as) is the sports attire (shellsuits and other tracksuit-like goods are the preferred choice of clothing). Another noticable sign that you might have picked up with a milly is an orange glow to their skin and large amounts of jewellery hanging from their necks and hands. While on the subject of jewellery it is also worthwhile mentioning that they can carry rather large weighted ear-rings on their ears (this has baffled scientists for decades as to how they do this, one of lifes mysteries) A typical milly is rather heavy set and some can even look hideously disfigured, although, you may still see them pushing a pram, and believe it or not, the pram may contain a child. Generally if they're not pushing a pram they'll be heavily pregnant with one of the local hoodlums children. Sadly (or not sad enough) a milly will never end up happy with a man (choosing a chav instead who will frequently beat them in an attempt to release his frustration after a day at the betting office and local pub, knocking back pints of Stella Artois with his "Dole" money) as they tend to have rather bad tempers and do not conduct themselves the way a sane person should. This therefore causes them to cheat the benefits system and usually leads to social services having to remove their 8 or 9 (and sometimes 10) children from the council house to ensure that the offspring do not adapt their mothers behaviour and attitude. Other attributes to note are large clumps of (stolen or knocked off) make-up applied unevenly to the face, fake tan lines, hair brushed back to bleeding point and a constant "smacking" of chewing gum, along with chewing gum bubbles being blown for no apparent reason. The most popular location to catch a glimpse of a milly is the local benefits office. Be wary though, they're very easily inpregnable so even a quick look into their eyes can cause conception. If that wasn't enough to worry about, they may also be signing on with their current boyfriend (the one they claim doesn't live with them but actually does) and he may have his pitbull terrier on lead. It has to be said, avoid millys at all costs. They truely are obnoxious people who, and I say this with a sympathetic tone, are just crying out to be put out of their misery.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
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