milf
It means "mom i'd like to fu..... holy sh*t. Is that your daughter? is she legal yet?" Milf is an ungodly overrated older woman (in terms of beauty) whose entire existence is spent calling the boytoys of 1960-80 "perverts, predators and dirty old men" for chasing a hot college girl. She even goes so far as to warn her hotter younger competition (college girls, 24 year olds) that the boytoys of 1950-80 turned rich sugardaddy are "manipulators /dangerous /predatory/ exploitive/ taking advantage of a vunlerable young ADULT woman". She stole the word "mature" from the male gender's beloved young woman (young woman has a fan club too but her fans are called perverts even though they are over 18). Men gave that word to everyone over 18 not just older women. Milf has an arrogant belief that she is the most popular woman on earth... and believes all males want females older than us while we marry females younger than us almost exclusively worldwide to the tune of about 85 out of 100. Even less in big gap marriages. She can barely convert a relationship with a person one year younger into a marriage.. .and this equals some kind of goddess. She competes with young women by bullying her older lovers. "you sicko/creep. pervert!!! dirty old man". She invents myths and old wives tales about herself."i am in my prime" to attract people from her hotter younger competition and imply young women are lousy sex (a wierd accusation from a hetero woman who never nailed a young woman). She usually has no ass (exception, black women milfs who usually have nice asses), her beauty is 90% artificial from a can which was invented by dirty old men. Underneath that fakeness she looks identical to farts. Her breasts droop, her vag*na looks rubbery and dont have the exciting look of the 23year old breast. There is a very fine line between "Milf" and "hag". that fine line is 39. Milf ends at 39. After that it is "hag", "bag" or "Mercifuck". Her beauty is so "incredible" rich men use their wealth to skip past her to the 20-35 year old women. And poor men buy young prostitutes with diseases because MILF for free... isnt all that. She is the only adult woman who can't give the most important gift at all: gift of a family which is great for the adoption industry. She is the mature woman. "mature and infertile" is a scientifically flawed expression. The correct expression is "old and infertile". Her existence is spent trying to turn her younger competition into a perversion and older men into "sickos". The irony of course is that a young woman is a billion times more likely to marry upwards than a male. So much for nasty labels. They had an opposite effect of their intended purpose.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
Title: A Masterpiece of Craftsmanship: My Edging Mug Review As a dedicated coffee enthusiast, I've had the pleasure of indulging in countless brews from various vessels, but none have captivated me quite like my edging mug. Crafted with precision and attention to detail, this mug has become an indispensable part of my morning routine. Allow me to share my experience and why this mug stands out among the rest. First and foremost, the design of the edging mug is simply stunning. Its sleek, minimalist aesthetic adds a touch of elegance to any kitchen counter. The smooth, curved edges not only provide a comfortable grip but also enhance the overall visual appeal. It's the kind of mug that prompts compliments from guests and sparks conversation. Beyond its aesthetics, the functionality of the edging mug is truly impressive. The handle, while minimalist in design, is ergonomically shaped, allowing for a secure and comfortable hold. Whether I'm savoring a piping hot espresso or leisurely sipping on a frothy latte, I never have to worry about my grip slipping or the mug feeling cumbersome. One of the standout features of the edging mug is its thermal properties. Constructed from high-quality ceramic, it effectively retains heat, keeping my beverages at the perfect temperature for extended periods. Gone are the days of rushing through my morning cup of coffee for fear of it growing cold. With the edging mug, I can savor each sip at my own pace, knowing that it will stay delightfully warm until the very last drop. Moreover, the craftsmanship of the edging mug is evident in every detail. From its flawless glaze to its sturdy construction, it's clear that this mug was made with care and precision. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it incredibly convenient for everyday use. Despite frequent washes and regular use, it has maintained its pristine appearance without any signs of wear or fading. In conclusion, my experience with the edging mug has been nothing short of exceptional. Not only does it elevate my daily coffee ritual with its exquisite design and impeccable craftsmanship, but it also delivers on functionality and durability. If you're in search of the perfect mug to enhance your coffee experience, look no further than the edging mug. It's a true masterpiece that deserves a place in every coffee lover's collection. Truly a masterpiece from the hands of god himself.
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
my friend loves funky monkey mug
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.