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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund" Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures. These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel. Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience. The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups. Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
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Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P. May 16
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J. May 13
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Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

Tory May 9

It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

SHI T. May 2
Review by Slag

Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.

Slag May 1

i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!

maddie w. May 1

briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!

maddie w. Apr 30

*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.

Joseph R B. Mar 23

Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.

Douglas L. Mar 19
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C. Mar 16
Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B. Mar 11
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J. Mar 4

shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!

Edis B. Feb 27

Good quality, not cheesy.

Gail L. Feb 24
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.

Martin D. Feb 23
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Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.

Eugene H. Feb 1
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.

KC H. Feb 1
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Review by Patrick M.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.

Patrick M. Jan 27
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I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.

Bridget B. Jan 17
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It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!

Aviva S. Jan 16
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