mikkail
Mikkail is himself; at all times. He is unashamed of who he is. Even if others laugh at him.. he doesn't care. He is reserved and doesn't care to be emotionally expressive. He may seem like he doesn't care, but he does. He does not like deceitful people. He can do without. He is completely and sometimes brutally honest. Honestly is, however, the best policy. He is analytical and thinks carefully before he gives his opinion on a serious matter. He is loyal. He loves his family and his girl. Even though he could easily be a lady killer, only one lady holds his heart; his lady. Mikkail often has a high sex drive and ladies tend to draw to him, not for his big dick neither his cuteness but for his good soul. He is extremely handsome and suave. The looks are RELENTLESS. He is mysterious and his personality is as equally attractive as his looks. Girls will throw themselves at him, or try to at least. But as previously stated, his is loyal and committed to his one and only. He enjoys the thrills of life. He loves motorcycles, dirt bikes, fast cars, etc. He loves to have fun and laugh. He also enjoys treating people and he does when he can afford to do so. Mikkail is just a great person, point blank.... period. If he calls you friend, consider yourself lucky and honored. Mikkail is an Imperfect Perfection
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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