mikey
mikey is the sweetest and perfect boy ever im so deeply inlove with mikey that the human mind cant come close to comprehending my love for him he has blondish hair and grayish blue eyes he doesnt like me back anymore im sure of it but if i had a chance to bring it back all i would i just wanna be with him and and buy him anything and everything he wants and to give him the best treatment ever, the treatment he deserves, he deserves to be treated like royalty he may have no interest in me and i may mean nothing to him now but i still cant move on the months we dated were the best months of my life even though they were kinda hard on me with other stuff going on mikey was always there to make me feel better i always felt super empty but just seeing his notification or his pretty face made me instantly feel better he has the prettiest smile that could bright up a room and the most gorgeous eyes hes very funny and pretty and has such a lovely voice and a stunning face and a personality so perfect like the rest of him. Mikey hasnt got a main attractive feature because hes just so attractive no matter what he looks like, he might not be pretty or perfect in everyones eyes but hes the loml and he'll always be pretty,handsome,perfect,amazing and so on to me no matter the looks or how he changes his personality ill always have a reason to love him because i truly love him and im so inlove with him i could write a book about this man, i wanna treat him the best hes ever been treated.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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