middle school
Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me. In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail. 6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions. 7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young. 8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with. There are 3 types of teachers: The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes. The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all. The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all. If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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