Middle school
An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it won’t do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have. The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new “exciting” freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy. Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you don’t respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text. Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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