Michigan
-A magical, mitten-shaped land consisting primarily of trees, whitetail deer, squirrels, beaches, and snow. Inhabited by a race of people which are said to never complain about the cold, have a diet of which is made of 85% venison and beer, and are rumored to be direct descendants of Canadians. -Consists of the U.P. and the lower peninsula. Donāt ever call it the āL.P.ā -Where whitetail deer come from. -Where whitetail deer flee from in November. -Tourists are both hated and loved here. The state needs them for a sustainable economy, yet it doesn't matter where you go; if you are a tourist, no one likes you. -All five Great Lakes belong to Michigan. Ontario included. Which is why Michigan is also called the āGreat Lakes Stateā. Deal with it. -An Asian Carpās dream home. -Therefore, Asian Carp are a Michigander/Michiganianās greatest fear (other than running out of beer and deer to hunt). -There is only one sports rivalry that matters: University of Michigan and Michigan State. -Nobody in Michigan can drive worth a damn unless thereās snow on the ground. But even if there is snow on the ground, one should drive cautiously; this excludes douche bags with trucks. They quickly end up in the ditches. -Detroitā¦ justā¦ sucks. Anyone who lives outside Detroit considers it itās own state. Itās often referred to as āUn-Michiganā or āRed Wings Landā. -Without Detroit, Michigan would be much further down on the obesity and crime lists. -See also: Canada.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
I mollywopped someone with it and it didnāt break. Nice
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Itās a great way to store my pencils.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I have a āgiftā for plathering. The definition is right on. Canāt wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
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Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term āCheddar Headedā from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Item came on time as promised
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
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