Michigan
-A magical, mitten-shaped land consisting primarily of trees, whitetail deer, squirrels, beaches, and snow. Inhabited by a race of people which are said to never complain about the cold, have a diet of which is made of 85% venison and beer, and are rumored to be direct descendants of Canadians. -Consists of the U.P. and the lower peninsula. Donāt ever call it the āL.P.ā -Where whitetail deer come from. -Where whitetail deer flee from in November. -Tourists are both hated and loved here. The state needs them for a sustainable economy, yet it doesn't matter where you go; if you are a tourist, no one likes you. -All five Great Lakes belong to Michigan. Ontario included. Which is why Michigan is also called the āGreat Lakes Stateā. Deal with it. -An Asian Carpās dream home. -Therefore, Asian Carp are a Michigander/Michiganianās greatest fear (other than running out of beer and deer to hunt). -There is only one sports rivalry that matters: University of Michigan and Michigan State. -Nobody in Michigan can drive worth a damn unless thereās snow on the ground. But even if there is snow on the ground, one should drive cautiously; this excludes douche bags with trucks. They quickly end up in the ditches. -Detroitā¦ justā¦ sucks. Anyone who lives outside Detroit considers it itās own state. Itās often referred to as āUn-Michiganā or āRed Wings Landā. -Without Detroit, Michigan would be much further down on the obesity and crime lists. -See also: Canada.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
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I donāt really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say āI want the mug for freeā
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The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
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